A groom-to-be who was stood up by his runaway bride has put up his entire wedding package for resale on online consumer-to-consumer marketplace, Carousell, for a steal at S$28,888 negotiable.
The package, only available for 13 October 2017 at the Marina Mandarin, includes: 30 tables (with deposit paid), wedding car (Maserati or Mercedes) with chauffeur, wedding gown and suit for bride and groom (for all sizes, with fitting services), dresses and suits for bride’s and groom’s parents (for all sizes, with fitting services), gowns for 6 or more bridesmaids (for all sizes, with fitting services), AND photographer and videographer for wedding dinner and gatecrash.
The “depressed” groom-to-be to be reportedly “paid the ultimate price for conforming to our government’s policy: “Marry young, f!@# now, give birth to more babies, help fight the aging population.”” according to the Carousell listing’s description.
If you are not getting married, but refer a couple to take up this wedding package, you may receive a commission for your referral services as well!
However, the groom-to-be will also accept an alternative solution: if you can introduce a girl to him who can fall in love with him and marry him on the wedding date he’s set.
The 28-year-old groom, who is said to be “not ugly, not skinny, smoker, social drinker, Godzilla slayer, most importantly, a filial son” says:
“I what also don’t have, money I alot, not super super super rich, but rich enough to buy her hermes bao bao just to see her smile… But now… it’s ok. If i cannot be happy, I will want others to be happy… I can even drive the car on their wedding day 13/08/17…”
The listing has been liked a whopping 1404 times and according to the representative of the groom-to-be fronting the Carousell page, the groom-to-be has been receiving an outpouring of support:
The Carousell Team even took notice of the groom-to-be’s plight and prepared a small gift for him:
Read full sad-but-hilarious post here:
Dearest Shotgun/YoLo/Urgent/Budget Couples,
On behalf of the groom almost-to-be, (I cannot mention his name due to a gag order by the supreme council and bounded by a non disclosure agreement), I am letting go a wedding dinner package at Marina Mandarin on the 13th oct 2017.
Here are the juicy details:
1. 30 Tables (deposit paid)
2. Letting go at $28888 Before GST (can be nego slightly but the groom is super depressed now, i’ll front the negotiations)
FREE Perks if you take up this package:
1. We will sponsor the wedding car on the day itself (Maserati or Mercedes)
1.1 Driver included
2. We will sponsor the wedding gowns and suits for the couple
2.1 Do not worry about size, fitting services are available and FOC
3. We will sponsor the dresses and suits for both the couple’s parents
3.1 Do not worry about size, fitting services are available and FOC
4. We will ALSO sponsor the gowns for the sisters!!!
4.1 Do not worry about size, fitting services are available and FOC
4.2 Godzilla also can wear, pang xim
4.3 Sadly, up to 6 sisters only
4.3.1 BUT NEVERMIND!!! If you got more than 6 sisters, i steady bom bi bi TOP UP FOC FOR YOU!!!
5. We will sponsor the photographer AS WELL AS the videographer for the gate crash AND the wedding dinner itself
This is a classic case of running lion towards the west or i’ll put nicely, “A journey to the west”
He has paid the ultimate price for conforming to our government’s policy: “Marry young, fuck now, give birth to more babies, help fight the aging population.”
I urge all fellow Shotgun/YoLo/Urgent/Budget Couples… THIS IS A GOOD STEAL!
Can someone introduce a girl to the groom asap so that they can fall in love before 13th oct 2017 and get married on 13th oct 2017?
“I what also don’t have, money I alot, not super super super rich, but rich enough to buy her hermes bao bao just to see her smile… But now… it’s ok. If i cannot be happy, I will want others to be happy… I can even drive the car on their wedding day 13/08/17…” – A 28-yr-old-groom-almost-to-be
Kindly help to share. (referral commission can nego)
*update as of 18/8/17* On behalf of the almost-groom-to-be, I want to thank ALLLL the support we have received. Please note that whatever i’m doing here is to help my friend to move on. Would like to let everyone know that our group of brothers respect the almost-bride-to-be decision. We want to move forward and not dig dirt out from the carpet. <3 <3 <3
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