Singapore — Those needing company during the Chinese New Year celebrations or tired of relatives asking why you still don’t have a boyfriend can avoid disappointed looks by renting one instead.
“Hi, I’m available for rent for CNY for just S$50 a day,” wrote TikTok user @wayneeee, advertising his rent-a-boyfriend services.
His services include posing as the client’s boyfriend, “so they stop asking why u still single,” driving the client around to bainian (to wish someone a Happy New Year in Chinese) and collecting angbaos together.
The TikToker, who noted in his video that he “was serious” with his offer, added he could even deal with people “who keep annoying u,” or play blackjack, poker, baccarat mahjong with the client’s relatives. “MJ 3/6, 5/1, no prob,” he said.
The rent a boyfriend can take nice OOTDs (outfit of the day) for the client, among other more detailed tasks such as “feed you bwa kwa and pineapple tarts, make sure your hotpot shabu meat is cooked fully before you eat.”
Of course, he can also peel prawns or crabs for you, so you won’t get your hands dirty. How thoughtful.
“What you would smell if you hugged me,” said @wayneeee in another video, taking his marketing stint to the next level.
For those interested, he would smell like a combination of goat’s milk with a hint of Versace’s Dylan Blue fragrance.
With over 225,800 views to date and over 7,100 likes, @wayneeee’s listing gained quite the traction online.
Netizens were shocked that his rate was only S$50 a day.
“All other expenses cover or not? Like food and fuel and parking?” a netizen asked to make sure.
Others asked if he was also available for other holidays, such as Hari Raya.
Many also expressed their interest and already asked how they could apply. /TISG
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