A review of the best (and worst) toilets in Singapore, so we can do our business well-informed

Singapore – “I pee a lot, so I might as well rate the toilets,” says the bio of @the_ultimate_toilet_rater, your trusty critic of Singapore’s toilets.

The Instagram account of “sg toilet rater” is an informative source for those who take their business very seriously.

The island-nation may have the reputation of having spotless public restrooms, but locals know that there are some that are not flaunt-worthy.

Introducing, @the_ultimate_toilet_rater’s ranking of the toilets in Singapore from worst to best.

6. SMRT toilet (no ranking available)

The caption reads, “smrt toilet circa 2016 when I tried to move the cover with my foot and it broke apart.”

What good is a broken toilet?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BsP8ozQHUAA/?utm_source=ig_embed

5. Sea Aquarium Toilet (3/10 stars)

A decent looking toilet based on the picture but the critic noted that it was smelly, with pee stains on the floor and even vandalism.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bszxo3hDgUs/?utm_source=ig_embed

4. Downtown East (7/10 stars)

You know the standards of @the_ultimate_toilet_rater is high when a downtown east toilet that is newly renovated only gets 7/10 stars.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BsSJucCnWNI/?utm_source=ig_embed

3. Takashimaya (8/10)

“It’s all about the experience,” they always say. This Takashimaya toilet was ranked quite high even though it had some discarded tissue paper that didn’t make it to the bin.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bw1Uv4BB3oc/?utm_source=ig_embed

2. Jewel Changi Airport (11/10 stars)

This Jewel Changi Airport passed with flying colours. “Smells like Hong Kong, clean like Japan; what more can you ask for?” said the caption.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BwOBwvmBuZL/?utm_source=ig_embed

1. 111 Somerset (20/10 stars)

Coming in first place was this toilet with marble everything. One can practically live in this 111 Somerset toilet.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bw1hKcsBxsh/?utm_source=ig_embed