6 reasons why the opposition will have Donald Trump lead them
1. He will tax the super-rich.
2. He loves the middle class and the poor.
3. He will curb unsustainable migration of foreigners.
4. He will implement Singaporean First policy and local workers will have high salaries.
5. He will support Muslim women’s right to wear hijab in all jobs.
6. He will spare no effort to ensure that our trains run smoothly and efficiently.
And 2 reasons why the PAP will love to have him on their team
1. He will use the libel laws to shut newspapers up.
2. He will suspend democracy.
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