A fan of Dr Chee Soon Juan imagines that Singapore Democratic Party’s secretary-general is the T-800 cyborg from the movie Terminator Genisys.
Me: You’re not here to kill me. I figured out that for myself. So what’s the deal?
Terminator Chee-800: My mission is to protect you.
Me: Yeah? Who sent you?
Terminator Chee-800: You did. Thirty-five years from now, you reprogrammed me to be your protector here, in this time.
Me: This is deep…
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